This morning my mummy and daddy strapped me into my pram and took me out for a walk. It was raining a bit, but I've got a stylish rain hood on my pram so I didn't mind at all and dropped off to sleep as usual.
We stopped at the doctor's to register me - mummy helpfully filled in the form for me.
Name: Luke Jack Trevelyan Vass
Date of birth: 13 Oct 2011
Height: 55cm
Weight: 3kg
Do you smoke: No
Medical conditions: None
Then we stopped at the Metropolitan pub for lunch. Mummy had smoked haddock and eggs, Daddy had bacon and eggs, and I had milk.
An update: Mummy and daddy finished eating half an hour ago, but I have a heartier appetite and am still going. They can wait till I'm done!
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